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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:00
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
How do I get rid of a cold in 1 day?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
How do I straighten my hair without flat iron?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
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